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A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
“My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those…“
Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye me hone nahi dunga…
tere jaise dost me khone nahi dunga…
Roj ek sms karte rehna,,
nahi to
Gaand bhi marunga or rone nahi dunga…
a Widow to her boyfriend: NO sex plz,
i m still mourning my husband death,
Boyfriend: thats why i hv worn a black condom
So open your legs & accept my deep Condolance..
Why do women wear panty?
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Bcause State law says all the man-holes must be covered
when not in use,,,,,
10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend -
Truthful,
Intelligent,
Gentle,
Humble,
Tolerant,
Polite,
Understanding,
Sexy,
Smart,
Youthful.
In short - TIGHT PUSSY
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jaoon gi
Monl: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
A woman is a marvellous creation,
she produces milk without eating grass,
she bleeds without being hurt,
gets wet even when it does not rain
and sucks without needing power.
Sex karo daily jab GirlFriend ho akeli,
jab Girlfriend na ho akeli,
tab ragdo uski saheli,
jab mile na uski saheli,
to Zindabaad HATHELI…
“Muth Maru Association duara janhit me jaari…“
MUTTH marnay k 11 fayday:-
1: Self Reliance
2: Time Convenience
3: Prevention of Crime
4: Mental Choice of Lady
5: No Risk of AIDS
6: No Special Place Required
7: No Wastage of Cash
8: Easy to Perform
9: No Fear of Early ejaculation
10: Guaranteed Satisfaction
11: No Risk of Being Caught
So the Moral is:
“Badnaami de Phhudi naloon izzat de Mutth changi hai“
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri pehn di. . .
Suhag raat ke baad subah husband ne romantic anadaz mein
wife se poocha
“raat ko kaisa laga?“
Biwi sharmate hue boli“ Aap ne to college ke yad taza kerdi.
1 sorakh me 6 sorakh kis tarha dalo gay?
Socho?
Socho?
socho na,
Answar Is Very simple
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Apni gand main BANSURI lelo.
Girl after having sex with 4 Boys in Hostel..
I should go,I m getting late
Boys:Kuch dair aur ruk jao
Girl:Aur nahi ruk sakti,
Papa BILAWAJA shak kartay hain.
Ghalib nay Larki ko periods mai dekha to arz kiya,,
Shalwar K neeche se tapak tapak K pani laal ata hy,
Kamal ho gya ghalib,
Kya Phudaa b Paan khata hai.
Boy: janu ‘Viagra‘ ki 1 goli sey lamba ho jaye ga,
2 goli sey to khamba ho jaye ga,
or agar 3 loon ga….
Girl,
chup
haraamzaday mujhay chodna hay k khodna hay
1st Gashti: Lagta hai koi gahak aa raha hai.
2nd Gashti: Tumein kaise pata chala?
1st: Mujhe lun ki khusbu ayi hai..
2nd: Lo woh toh mein ne dakar mara hai..
names of lun with ages
01-05: nono
06-10: phullo
11-14: lulli
15-20: lun
20-25: pyaasa
26-35: shikari
36-50: naram garam
51-60: kaam chor
61-75: zinda lash
A child on juice corner-
Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal
nikle?
Father- Hai,
Teri Mummy.
Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!..
A guy n a gal have a Sex poem competition.
Guy: Two times two is four. Four plus five is nine, I can
put mine
in yours but u cant put urs in mine.
Gal: Two times two is four. Four plus five is nine, I know
the length
of yours but you’ll never know the depth of mine !!
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya…
New Budget, all Bra will be
taxed according to sizes.
40-42: Burden tax,
38-40: Wealth tax,
34-36: Entertainment tax,
32-34: Excitment tax,
28-30: Development.
Kehte hai ki aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai,
bilkul sahi baat hai
1 inch ki cheez lete hi 6 inch ka bana deti hai……………!
Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai,
Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai,
jis din tu mere saamne aaya….
samajh lena teri GAND ka satyanash hai
Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Penis Player!!
Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui,
sabi aaye par Lun nahi aya sabi
hairan hue ki Lun kaha gaya
bad may pata laga Lun to msg pad raga hai.
1 Pathan Lun pe tail laga k
Tissu pas rakh k
Nuswar moun mein rakh k
Tyar behta tha
Pocha Khan saab intizar kis ka hai
Khan
bus
Zara
Ye
MAAL msg perh le
Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi
Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi
Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi?
BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi
Sharabi sex kr raha tha. Ghalti se peeche daal diya
Biwi boli: O ji truck ghalat godam me ja raha hai
sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya
jab se to ney mujey kana bana rakha hey
lora her shaks ney hathon me utha rakha hey
boht hein harami ker detey hein zakhmi agey pechey sey
kya yonhi ham ney apni gand ko chupa rakha hey
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