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Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara
papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya
lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora
Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh
k 1 Admi bola:
Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi
Kisi ne pocha kon dono?
Wo bola: Uski Tangain
Wife:gaajar ,muli,bagan
lambay lana.
Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamal kro gi.
wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.
1st Girl to Another:
Kal Sapnay main Mujhe koi chaaqu Maar raha tha
2nd Girl:
Tu Darr matt,
Agar sapnay Sach hotay to main Rozana Pragnent hoti
Sab Se Ziada Larkion Ki Izzat Kon Kerta
Hai . . . ? ? ?
Oye Yaar Apna Chotu ( LUN ) Jo Dekht Hii Khara Ho Jata Hai .
.
Teacher: Jab Me Parhati Hon
Tou Tum Sir Me Teil Kyun Laga Lete Ho ?
Student: Kal Raat Mumm Papa Se Keh Rhi Thi
Agar Andar Nahi Ja Raha Ho Tou Teil Lagao. . .
Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kion
Pehanti Hyn . . . ?
Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na Karain
Girl: NO sref larkoo k khate kyon k
Khula Doodh Sehat k Liye Muzzir Hy
Biwi: Hai Rabba, Bohat Sardi Hai
Shohar: Pata Hai (PHir Gussay Se Bola)
hamri Auratain Chudwane Se Nah i
Nahane Se khabrati Hain .
1 Khara Lund Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Babu
Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lund
Har Suhagan Ki Choot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lund
Har Randi K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lund
Aur Tum Jaise Ganduo‘n Ki gaand Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lund . . .
Kehte Hyn K Manni Ka Ek Qatra = 100 Drops
Of Blood
If Its Correct
Tou Phir
Dracula
Madarchod Khoon Kion Choosta Hy
LUND Kion Nahi . . . ? ? ?
Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe
Kyunki Ghalib Ne Arzkiya Hai
Raat Bhar Sharab Pi
Rat Cut Gai…
Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai…
Lady 2 Dr: meray husband ka bohot bara hai,
andar dalta hai to kalejay ko lagta hai,
Dr:chota kerdon kya?
Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo…
Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu
mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….
Boy2sales Girl: give a condom?
salesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..
Give “L‘
wait..
Give ‘XL‘
oh sitt
Give me a tissuepaper
5 inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
/
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/
Mazboot hai
/
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/
Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA 2310
Doniya my 1 dost mere liye banaya Hay
jise AP k rup m paya Hay
Tu mere dil Me aise samaya Hay
jaise 36 No K Mummay ko
zabrdsti 32 No k Brazier me gusaya hai.
Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota,
Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho.
Pathan ek ghante se pregnant aurat ko chod
raha tha
Aurat boli khan bas karo taqleef ho rahi hai
khan: hilo mat … abhi tak bache ka gand nai mila hai
sms to Roj Bhejta hu..
chalo aj ek
GHASTI bhej raha hu..
( ‘ ) ( “ )
….) (
…/ V )
Chod ke forward mat kar dena yaar…
jab uske CHIKU they,
sab uske pichu they,
jab uske AAM hue,
sab PARESHAN Hue,
jab uske Kharbuje hue,bade ajoobe hue,
jab uske jhool gaye,
sab usko bhool gaye.
Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta
Q k
Q k
Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .
HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . .
Husband wife talak k baad.
husband:bacha mera hai.
wife: wah ji wah/
Pateela mera,dudh v mera..
thoda jeha khatta ki la dita,pura dahi tera..
Man was fucking Nurse.
Nurse chilayee dard ho ra hey.
Man:Bhenchod khud wahan injection Lagati hai
Jahan sorakh hi nahi
aur tujhe sorakh me dard ho raha hey.
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
Save Water
Take Bath
With
Neighbours Daughter
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
.
.
kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
.
.
Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain……..
.
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abbay aapna mobile charge………
I only have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday.
Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday..
Every thucking day!
3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna
3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Sex is
like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
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