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Sardar
Jokes
Sardar going with his sister, Some
shouts • A drunk sardar fails from
3rd floor. People gather around &
ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He
said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!! |
Sardar going with his sister, Some
shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan
nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him &
says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri
to behan |
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need
it. please help me out, i know you
have it, i wil return it .a sardar
asks to ATM machine??????? |
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dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay
itna khush karo k main sari zindgi
yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud
gudi karta raha |
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once
a sardar bought a banaspatee teen
and say to the shopkeeper where is
my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar
said there is written colestrol free |
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why
did sardar cut the sides of medicine
before eating it ? think think think
to avoid sde EFFECTS. |
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A
sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a
Nurse.He writes a love letter to the
Nurse :- I Love U sister.... |
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sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari
mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh
say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay
..... friend: acha, yar to bara
lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS
laiti hay |
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A
sardar was running with his pregnent
wife,who was about to deliver, when
another sardar asked him, O pernam
singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le
ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh
replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi
aaa |
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chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir
maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh
light apne aap jal
gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge
main susu ki! |
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Other Jokes
Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS
ko lene me taqlif hoti
hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt
SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo
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Husband asks, Do you
know the meaning of
WIFE.
It means...Without
Information Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means
-
With Idiot for Ever. |
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi
ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100
Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs.
Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to
Monthly paas ka kya lega
Mamu |
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea
yaar. Meri biwi aur
premika saath saath aa
rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey,
mein bhi yehi bolnewala
tha |
MAMU :Chand toh raat
ko nikalta hai, aaj din
mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko
bolta hai, aaj din mein
kaise bol pada? |
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One day Santas
Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, om our
Engagement will you give
me a RING?Santa:Ya sure,
Give me ur Telephone No. |
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A couple wanted
khatna(Circumcision)of
their son,but they dont
know proper word to
print,so they printed
the wording :THE CUTTING
CEREMONY OF FUCKING
INSTRUMENTS |
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Husband sitting near to
his wife n she was
driving, Husband: please
slow down the speed of
car. Wife: No ;please.
No; please No please No
pls.. Husband: the
Newspaper ill publish ur
correct Age 55 in case
of exident; Ohh
KHkhkhkhkhkh... |
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea
yaar. Meri biwi aur
premika saath saath aa
rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey,
mein bhi yehi bolnewala
tha |
Pappu, while filling up
a form: Dad, what should
I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long |
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In a class,
teacher asked: If I
buy an item@ 12.75 n
sell@15.25, it's
loss or profit?
student: Profit in
rupees & loss in
paise |
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A MAN: U cheated
me. Shopkeeper: No,
I sold a good radio
to u. MAN: Radio
label shows Made in
Japan but radio says
This is all Radio
PAKISTAN!
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Boy: I'm not rich
like Rahul, I don't
even have a big car
like Rahul, but I
really Luv U! Girl:
I luv u too, but
tell me more about
Rahul. |
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An old rich man
marries a young
girl. Interviewer
asks the girl: Apne
inmein shaadi ke
liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki
income aur doosre
inke din kum. |
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Ik raat bahuu ne
kisi gair merd ke
saath guzari, mager
saas ne kush na kaha,
bhala kiun, kiun ke
saas bhi kabi Bahu
thiiiiiiiii |
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AT 18 a lady is
like a football, 22
men behind her,
at 28 a basketball,
10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1
man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1
man pushing her to
the other |
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Once a chunti saw
a dali of Gur , she
went to eat it, but
on the way she saw a
muscular chunta,she
left the gur and
went to
chunta,because, GUR
NALO ISHQUE MITHA,
oyehoy |
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Banta Sing! u get
marry with Santa
after my death,
Wife!, but why? He
is ur no 1
enemy,Banta!, this
is only way to take
revenge with santa
sing |
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Tcher: How Old is
ur father. Sunny: As
old as I m. Tcher:
How is it possible?
Sunny: He bcom
father only after I
was born. |
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My wife ran away
with my best friend.
To tell you the
truth, I really miss
him. |
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What do you
call a wife
who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring,
never
jealous and
a great
cook?
ANSWER : A
rumour! |
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Mother to
Teenage
Daughter :
"I think its
time that we
should talk
about SEX."
Daughter :
"Yes Mom,
What do You
want to know
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what's
common
between the
SUN &
WOMEN'S
UNDERWEAR?
1) both are
hott
2) both look
better while
going down
3) both
disappear by
night............ |
Patient :
I always see
spots before
my eyes.
Doctor :
Didn't the
new glasses
help?
Patient :
Sure, Now i
see the
spots much
clearer |
After a
quarrel, a
husband said
to his wife,
"You know, I
was a fool
when I
married
you."
She replied,
"Yes, dear,
but I was in
love &
didn't
notice" |
Father:
Tumhe kaisi
biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe
chand jai si
biwi chahiye,
Jo raat ko
aaye aur
subha chali
jaye |
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Husband to
a newly wed
Wife.I could
go to the
end of the
worldfor u,,
wife thanks,
but promise
me u will
stay there |
A boy and
gal of 5th
class asked
teacher "kya
chote
bachoon ke
bhi bache
hoote
hain"?
teacher
nahin kabhi
nahin " boy
said to
girl-dekha
aur tu aise
hi dar rahi
thi".
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Musharraf
said to his
mother.
Ammi mari
B.V , M.M.A
walon sey
meli hoi hai!
Jab bhe
kamray main
jata hoon
kehti hai
wardi utaro |
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75yrz old
man got
married with
a girl of 15
yrz old. At
marriage
nite they
both r
crying cuz
Girl don't
know
anything and
an old man
hav 4gotten
evrythng. |
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